Overheard near Clark 293
I need to get high. -Niloy
I don't do cherries. -Daniel
It will taste better if it has alcohol in it. -Qing
If one day it's wet and one day it's dry, you don't really
Longer is better. -Qing
Afra: Padma is sore from belaying Niloy.
Niloy: She belayed me 9 times.
I usually don't think about other people's private things. -Qing
You can never tell if it's virgin by looking at it. -Padma
I'm not responsible. -Qing
I did not thrust it. -Afra
She did put on quite some weight. -Niloy about Natasha
Daniel is always hot when Qing is around. -Niloy
The thing with puberty never happened to me. -Afra
Well, I was born normal, but now I like to do this for no
reason. -Qing, curling her toes
I have a problem sinking. -Qing
What if this fish turns real. I can eat the fish now. -Qing
After you go climbing, you can graduate. -Qing
She has a camera? It will be cooler if she has a gun. -Qing
Qing: Do you know they passed a law in Massachusetts allowing gays to marry?
Niloy: Does that change anything for you?
Everybody knows I'm shallow. -Jie
We were playing this game... Monogamy. -Qing
I have all these problems... -Natasha<
Natasha to Mark: You could give Daniel a kiss.
Mark: That would be nice.
I know you want me to feel your butt. -Afra to Daniel
Mark: What's wrong with this cake?
Afra: It looks like Jesus
Qing needs more practice gazing into guys' eyes. -Daniel
No wonder you are such a cutie-pie. -Afra to Mark
I am quite happy. We've discovered the obvious. -Mark (about his
By now I am convinced if we write anything it's true. -Niloy (about
co-authoring a paper with Pottmann)
- He's hot. -Daniel about Mark
What's with this Windows thing? -Rachel
She's giving pot to everyone? -Niloy about Rachel
She's not sore and you are? Sounds good to me. -Mark to Afra
I think you're a piece of good chocolate and I want some more. -James
He hit on me... -Qing about Daniel
When Afra and I were fooling around... -Daniel
Isn't that what you do when you fool around? Make videos? -Daniel
She's submissive enough already. -Daniel about his girlfriend.
I'm desperate. -Qing
Historically, hairdresseres have been weird... just like Unix
There are so many nice guys. -Qing
I will refuse to talk. -Qing
I think you should either have a hot secretary or a competent
I have a big head. -Qing
Overheard in Gates 376
Last modified: Mon Feb 03 10:51:38 Pacific Standard Time 2003
- My car's chrome bumper is probably 99% efficient. -James
- One of them was my advisor. They are not all bozos.
- If you can't be one of the cool people, be one of the cool
people's students. -all
- You got to have guns to make a new country. -James
- I looked carefully at all the babes. None of them were
- I am just massaging it. I am sure she enjoys it. -Francois
- Mine is so small I can barely find it. -Francois
- It's always disappointing when you are with your friends, and they
see naked people and you don't. -Brad's friend
- I have no interest in intelligence. -Brad
- I hope none of you guys ever start seriously using drugs.
- I'm so sad. I'm going to have to go to my support group again.
- Szymon looks like he had 50 bottles of malt vodka. -Cindy
- Hopefully, I never have to program again in my entire life.
- He's objecting to the design of the vibrator. The ones he's
used are better. -Daniel about Francois
- So what you are saying is that you are genetically pre-disposed to
bull-shitting -Natasha to Brad
- Sperm's cheap. I tell you. -Erika
- Chris is also pretty good at getting girls, too. -Erika
- I've decided that Americans are weird. -Erika
- See, James looks much better with other
- As you can see, I can stick both hands down my pants, if I
want to. -Daniel
- It's all about voyeurism. -Brad
- I think I'm shallow. I like tall blond
- He's much more attractive when he's sleepy. -Erika's mom
about Erika's ex-boyfriend
- My butt is heavy. -Natasha
- You always wanted to get in my pants. Daniel to
- Stroke, Stroke, ... -Natasha
- I don't like girls anymore. -Afra
- Afra is always talking about his nipples these
- You ice your where every day?! -Erika to Daniel
- Maybe more cleavage would be good, but we'll work on that, you know. -Ren
- You need to lie to people in order to get anything off the ground
in this world. -Ren
- Forget it, James has no sense of comminment. -Erika
- Computer Science women? What, they're all sluts or something?
- Ren's always talking about women. -Danny
- I'm in with all sorts of other people's wives. -Brad
- Erika is smarter than James. -Ada
- My advisor makes no sense to me. -Erika
- Erika's tongue is exhibiting screw motions. -Natasha
- My brain is full of junk. -Natasha
- Enlarge your penis now? No? How unfortunate. -Natasha
- Being a nice guy pays off sometimes... Probably not as often as it
would if I were a selfish prick though. -John
- I obviously don't read every single issue. -Erika regarding
- She likes my nuts. -Daniel about Ada
- Her breasts aren't that big. -Daniel
- I don't care about big breasts. -Afra
- Brad is always in and out. -Erika
- Daniel: Did you have sex on your first date?
Brad: That's harrasment.
- I'm so funny. -Ada (after laughing for some time)
- Afra is a prostitute? -Brad
- I've had enough roughage. I'll be completely cleansed by
- I'd rather go to hell than go to church. -Erika
- If I were a woman marine...-Afra
- 70% of women think they are attracted to me. -Afra
- If I were a woman, I would always wear dresses. -Afra
- Ada:You were groping her. You were feeling her up.
Daniel: That was later.
- I can't reach that James guy. -Erika
- Natasha: Would you have sex on the first date?
Brad: I would disappoint them.
- I am really proud of the introduction, sort of. -Daniel
- Not everything that goes on the board has to do with sex. In fact,
before I got here you didn't have any. -Afra
- I'm always sexy. -Daniel
- Hey, sexy boy. -Afra to Brad
- I have a sympathy for people with big ugly faces. -Erika
- Afra: It makes him look like a real dog.
5 secod pause
Erika: Hey, he IS a real dog.
- Natasha: You can't bite their heads off.
Daniel: Yeah, but you can lick them for a while.
- Brad:I'd gladly take the nipple.
RenIt's very responsive.
Brad: What? The nipple?
- Yeah, when I look at Daniel...it's without the clothes...-Ada