Overheard near Clark 293

• I need to get high. -Niloy

• I don't do cherries. -Daniel

• It will taste better if it has alcohol in it. -Qing

• If one day it's wet and one day it's dry, you don't really care. -Daniel

• Longer is better. -Qing

• Afra: Padma is sore from belaying Niloy.
  Niloy: She belayed me 9 times.

• I usually don't think about other people's private things. -Qing

• You can never tell if it's virgin by looking at it. -Padma

• I'm not responsible. -Qing

• I did not thrust it. -Afra

• She did put on quite some weight. -Niloy about Natasha

• Daniel is always hot when Qing is around. -Niloy

• The thing with puberty never happened to me. -Afra

• Well, I was born normal, but now I like to do this for no reason. -Qing, curling her toes

• I have a problem sinking. -Qing

• What if this fish turns real. I can eat the fish now. -Qing

• After you go climbing, you can graduate. -Qing

• She has a camera? It will be cooler if she has a gun. -Qing

• Qing: Do you know they passed a law in Massachusetts allowing gays to marry?
  Niloy: Does that change anything for you?

• Everybody knows I'm shallow. -Jie

• We were playing this game... Monogamy. -Qing

• I have all these problems... -Natasha<

• Natasha to Mark: You could give Daniel a kiss.
  Mark: That would be nice.

• I know you want me to feel your butt. -Afra to Daniel

• Mark: What's wrong with this cake?
  Afra: It looks like Jesus

• Qing needs more practice gazing into guys' eyes. -Daniel

• No wonder you are such a cutie-pie. -Afra to Mark

• I am quite happy. We've discovered the obvious. -Mark (about his research)

• By now I am convinced if we write anything it's true. -Niloy (about co-authoring a paper with Pottmann)

• He's hot. -Daniel about Mark

• What's with this Windows thing? -Rachel

• She's giving pot to everyone? -Niloy about Rachel

• She's not sore and you are? Sounds good to me. -Mark to Afra

• I think you're a piece of good chocolate and I want some more. -James to Erika

• He hit on me... -Qing about Daniel

• When Afra and I were fooling around... -Daniel

• Isn't that what you do when you fool around? Make videos? -Daniel

• She's submissive enough already. -Daniel about his girlfriend.

• I'm desperate. -Qing

• Historically, hairdresseres have been weird... just like Unix administrators. -Qing

• There are so many nice guys. -Qing

• I will refuse to talk. -Qing

• I think you should either have a hot secretary or a competent one. -Mark

• I have a big head. -Qing

Overheard in Gates 376

• My car's chrome bumper is probably 99% efficient. -James

• One of them was my advisor. They are not all bozos. -Natasha

• If you can't be one of the cool people, be one of the cool people's students. -all

• You got to have guns to make a new country. -James

• I looked carefully at all the babes. None of them were naked. -Brad

• I am just massaging it. I am sure she enjoys it. -Francois

• Mine is so small I can barely find it. -Francois

• It's always disappointing when you are with your friends, and they see naked people and you don't. -Brad's friend

• I have no interest in intelligence. -Brad

• I hope none of you guys ever start seriously using drugs. -Humper

• I'm so sad. I'm going to have to go to my support group again. -Francois

• Szymon looks like he had 50 bottles of malt vodka. -Cindy

• Hopefully, I never have to program again in my entire life. -Brad

• He's objecting to the design of the vibrator. The ones he's used are better. -Daniel about Francois

• So what you are saying is that you are genetically pre-disposed to bull-shitting -Natasha to Brad
• Sperm's cheap. I tell you. -Erika
• Chris is also pretty good at getting girls, too. -Erika
• I've decided that Americans are weird. -Erika
• See, James looks much better with other women. -Erika
• As you can see, I can stick both hands down my pants, if I want to. -Daniel
• It's all about voyeurism. -Brad
• I think I'm shallow. I like tall blond guys. -Erika
• He's much more attractive when he's sleepy. -Erika's mom about Erika's ex-boyfriend
• My butt is heavy. -Natasha
• You always wanted to get in my pants. Daniel to Afra
• Stroke, Stroke, ... -Natasha
• I don't like girls anymore. -Afra
• Afra is always talking about his nipples these days. -Erika
• You ice your where every day?! -Erika to Daniel
• Maybe more cleavage would be good, but we'll work on that, you know. -Ren to Erika
• You need to lie to people in order to get anything off the ground in this world. -Ren
• Forget it, James has no sense of comminment. -Erika
• Computer Science women? What, they're all sluts or something? -Ren
• Ren's always talking about women. -Danny
• I'm in with all sorts of other people's wives. -Brad
• Erika is smarter than James. -Ada
• My advisor makes no sense to me. -Erika
• Erika's tongue is exhibiting screw motions. -Natasha
• My brain is full of junk. -Natasha
• Enlarge your penis now? No? How unfortunate. -Natasha
• Being a nice guy pays off sometimes... Probably not as often as it would if I were a selfish prick though. -John
• I obviously don't read every single issue. -Erika regarding Playboy

• She likes my nuts. -Daniel about Ada

• Her breasts aren't that big. -Daniel

• I don't care about big breasts. -Afra

• Brad is always in and out. -Erika

• Daniel: Did you have sex on your first date?
  Brad: That's harrasment.

• I'm so funny. -Ada (after laughing for some time)

• Afra is a prostitute? -Brad

• I've had enough roughage. I'll be completely cleansed by tonight. -Ada

• I'd rather go to hell than go to church. -Erika

• If I were a woman marine...-Afra

• 70% of women think they are attracted to me. -Afra

• If I were a woman, I would always wear dresses. -Afra

• Ada:You were groping her. You were feeling her up.
  Daniel: That was later.

• I can't reach that James guy. -Erika

• Natasha: Would you have sex on the first date?
  Brad: I would disappoint them.

• I am really proud of the introduction, sort of. -Daniel

• Not everything that goes on the board has to do with sex. In fact, before I got here you didn't have any. -Afra

• I'm always sexy. -Daniel

• Hey, sexy boy. -Afra to Brad

• I have a sympathy for people with big ugly faces. -Erika

• Afra: It makes him look like a real dog.
  5 secod pause
  Erika: Hey, he IS a real dog.

• Natasha: You can't bite their heads off.
  Daniel: Yeah, but you can lick them for a while.

• Brad:I'd gladly take the nipple.
  RenIt's very responsive.
  Brad: What? The nipple?
  

• Yeah, when I look at Daniel...it's without the clothes...-Ada